Burn

I put a soup in the microwave last night and it caught on fire.  I left the foil part upwards instead of down. 

I poured myself a glass of Kahlua to calm myself down.

Made another one and ended up throwing it away.  I was too mad.  Got five waffles and ate them. 

Mom asked me if I already ate it.  I told her that I threw the half away.  And then she goes and checks in the trash.  And then she has me explain to her why I threw it away.

Fucking God.